This talk argues that the Holocene/Anthropocene planetary transition rather than “the Anthropocene” best describes the geologic now. This transition must be understood at many scales, including the scale of landscapes and regions. Landscapes are sites where global processes of environment change and the lived realities of many species meet. Working at the boundaries of landscape ecology and biogeochemistry, I call on anthropologists to engage what I call craterology: the science of the human asteroid and the blasted landscapes of the Holocene/Anthropocene boundary event. Anchoring this craterology are the wood storks of Lake Somerset. Lake Somerset is an abandoned phosphate mine in Central Florida. Wood storks are an endangered bird and an example of a Holocene fragment––an indigenous element of the pre-industrial ecology that has not been erased in the Anthropocene's creative destruction. In layers of natural-cultural history, Lake Somerset and its wood storks draw us into situated histories of multispecies landscape change in Florida and the planet-shifting force of the phosphate fertilizer industry.